Bacon Core

The Bacon Core is a mysterious and powerful object. It has powers over bacon. The Chihuahua Armada had it until some Chihuahuas lost it. It is currently unknown where it is, but it is known that someone has it.

If the Bacon Core is ever destroyed, the world will end. Why? Well, if it is destroyed, all bacon will be destroyed with it. Crazed bacon-lovers will start making more bacon, eventually making pigs and turkies extinct. They will then turn to other animals to make bacon, including other humans. After it's all said and done, one human will be left, and he has to die eventually. So you see, it is of utmost importance that the Bacon Core is kept safe.

It was stolen from the Chihuahua Army three times. One time, it was El Quesadilla. After they got it back, it went missing again, until they recovered it from a green football thing. The next time was immediately after they recovered it from the football thing, when some random Chihuahuas lost it. It has still not been found.

Abilities
The Bacon Core possesses powers over bacon. If it is ever destroyed, all bacon will be destroyed, leading to the end of the world (see beginning.)

Abilities:

-Controlling the amount of bacon.

-Emitting bacon smells.

-Emitting sizzling sounds.

-Cloaking itself.

-Creating bacon (rarely.)

El Quesadilla
El Quesadilla stole the Bacon Core the first time, nearly destroying the world, but the Chihuahua Armada got it back. The next time had nothing to do with him, probably. The third time, it went missing due to the Chihuahua Armada losing it. Someone then gained control of it. There is a theory that El Quesadilla is involved, but it's just a theory. Hopefully it's wrong, because if it's true, we're in big trouble.

Trivia
-The Bacon Core glows.

-The Bacon Core was voted the Chihuahua Armada's favorite item in 2010.

-The Bacon Core was hidden in a green football-thing once. The Chihuahua Armada, with help from COHH, managed to get it out. They lost it soon after.

-No matter what some people say, there is no Sausage Core. There was a rumor about it, but it most likely does not exist.

-As a precaution, the Chihuahua Armada installed tracking devices in all compasses they could get their paws on. The tracking devices cause the compass to point toward the Core, but you need to know the complicated way to activate them.